There was a girl named Casey Brown, she claimed no man could pin her down.

Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.

Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.

Casey was smart and ripped a fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.

Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.