Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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it means not giving a damn about someone or something.
also means that you're better than another person.
also means that you're better than another person.
by KRHimself August 02, 2004
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For one thing to be excessively superior to something else, usually used to compare two similar things like computer games or bands of the same genre.
by do I have to put something here? May 20, 2005
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When a male wakes up in the middle of the night having to piss so bad that it looks like a boner. Sometimes it is rather difficult to actually piss with a piss on, but it is extremely effective for holding a nut.
Damn, I woke up last night with the biggest piss on. Then, I screwed my girl for an hour without busting my nut.
by Micah A. May 03, 2008
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The act of getting intentionally obliterated by alcohol in pursuit of a good time. More thorough than "going out for drinks" - you know damned well you won't be driving home from a proper piss-on.
Girl: "Why did Larry just drop his keys in the fish tank?"
Guy: "He's been looking forward to this party all week - he pegged it as a piss-on on Wednesday!"
Guy: "He's been looking forward to this party all week - he pegged it as a piss-on on Wednesday!"
by The Evil Steve August 05, 2005