To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar
The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.
by Comic83 June 26, 2015
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When a man has an erection from the intense need to urinate.
I gotta go to the bathroom, but I don't want yall to see my raging piss dick.
by angrymidget January 27, 2011
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a condition whereupon an uncut male fails to spend an adequate amount of time shaking the piss out of his dick, leaving it trapped under the foreskin. often creates a stinging sensation and/or a terrible warm piss smell.
Jesus my cockhead is stinging... I must have some serious piss dick going on!
by ronnie_e April 17, 2010
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Adriana walked into the mens room just as I was trying to piss my dick. It was a little embarrassing.
by Kovtheinvincible October 26, 2008
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A dick that tends to spend most of it's time pissing!
William, how long have you been in the toilet, do you have a piss dick you fucking cunt?
by Nathan Schnitzel Conglomorate September 15, 2008
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