take that out of your mouth child.. thats not a real cake.. its a piss cube

"There's a Piss-cube in my drink!"

Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid you caught Herpes...from Martha Stewart."
Dude: "Aww! Shitty ass piss-cube shitballs on a cum-cracker dick guzzling butt-cup poop-dump Michelle Kwan goddammit nipple-fuck!"

yo jonny get me some piss cubes you little bitch