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The outflow of urine from oneself. To urinate.
Don't give Micky anymore alcoholic beverages as he always pishes the bed when he's had too much to drink.
by Curly Teeth Magee July 25, 2018
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When you go to the bathroom and it is a gamble. It could be a piss or a it could be a shit.
I just had Taco Bell for breakfast after drinking beer 30 all last night. I am going to take a pish.
by Lake5ide89 April 07, 2017
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This is a sign of complete indifference. See it's counterpart posh.
(I may be wrong but I don't care):
Bob: that's impossible.

Me: pish.

(I don't care what the ---- you think):
Bob: that is the most idiotic thing you could do.

Me: *glare* pish.

(A random interjection saying that you don't care)
Bob: So, about the latest blah blah blah boring math blah yawn blah blah ...

Me: pish.
by 1qazxsw2 January 01, 2011
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Concurrent with popular opinion, it is in fact possible to die as a direct result of management assignments. The first known case was a result of a management course at Perth Collage (sic).

The condition, known as Perth (Collage) Induced Self Harm (or PISH) is common among those taking management courses. Symptoms can include burnt foreheads (from falling asleep against computer monitors), painful index finger (from repeatedly flicking through difficult to use online texts on deciphering management speak) and in some cases a small depression in the candidate's desk (from repeated head-banging).

If not treated quickly through Nocturnal Infusions Gained from Highly Tasty Solutions, Obtained Under Tempo (NIGHTS OUT), the condition can quickly progress, leading to total psychological breakdown, self-severance of limbs through chewing and eventually death from choking on a managment course folder.

However prevention is better than cure, and so it remains best to stay objective while undertaking management work, and let the mind-numbing jargon wash over you. If you do this, you may even get as far as the second question before breaking down.
Oh dear - I feel a case of PISH coming on...
by Jocasta Devillneuve February 28, 2008
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(If someone is near your vagina) "Hey get out of my pish!"
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short for pish-posh, meaning "that's nonsense", "it doesn't matter", or "who cares"
O pish! No one cares what he thinks anyways.
by autumn fox December 18, 2009
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