to make a set of words sound like a pirate is saying them

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Upon reaching the point of orgasm a man must ejaculate in the girls eye, kick her in the shin, and place a parrot (real or fake) on her shoulder. Then watch as the one-eyed, one legged, parrot wielding female hobbles around as if imitating a pirate.