Pirates Fan- an endangered species that lives between the months of April and September. Masses in early April for opening day but is seen sparsely until the next April. Pre-1992 the species was common in October but hasn't been seen in that month for many years. The Pirates fan has a unique way of talking, calling soda "POP" and beanbag toss "CORNHOLE". Professes love for Jack Wilson, Jason Bay and Brian Gilles like they were Barry Bonds, Bill Mazeroski and Roberto Clemente.
Mike: "Hey let's watch some baseball."
Matt: "AW YEAH! PIRATES ON ESPN 3, JACK WILSON GREATEST PLAYER EVER. GRAB ME A POP. MY FAVORITE THING TO DO AT PNC PARK IS PLAY CORNHOLE. I'M A TYPICAL PIRATES FAN!"
Mike: "The Yankees are on... let's leave minor league baseball for later."
Matt: "AW YEAH! PIRATES ON ESPN 3, JACK WILSON GREATEST PLAYER EVER. GRAB ME A POP. MY FAVORITE THING TO DO AT PNC PARK IS PLAY CORNHOLE. I'M A TYPICAL PIRATES FAN!"
Mike: "The Yankees are on... let's leave minor league baseball for later."
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- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
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- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
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- 20. yak shaving
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