shitting in a girls eye

cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!

Ejaculating on someone's eye while they sleep. When they wake up, idealy, the ejaculation will have dried up, making it impossible to open or see out of this eye. Just like an eyepatch.

synonym for filthy pirate.

The act of a man lobbing his jizz into a person's eye.

At the climax of oral stimulation, a man ejacualtes into his partner's eye, rendering the partner blind in oneeye. Comes from the traditional look of a pirate wearing an eye-patch.

To ejaculate into ONE of a persons eyes, causing them to scream "Arrgh" just like a pirate.