when you get on your knees and let someone pour a space bag down your throat while two people beat you with sticks.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

when a scurvy young scaly wag whants to be a part of the crew, they get on their knees, and let a trusted mate pour rum all down their gizzzaaarrd while two swabys beat em with de sticks .. ha