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When receiving head, suddenly without warning, the "blowee" pushes down on the "blowers" head, forcing them to the base of the penis and thus causing them to gargle and "argh" like a pirate. If they wish the "blowee" may yell pirate slang at this point, i.e. "arg! take me seed wench! arg!"
After I used the pirate head maneuver on a boring blow job session last week my girlfriend now no longer enjoys Pirates of the Carribean as much. oh well, the pirate head was worth it. ARG!
by MrE_9P March 15, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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the act of temporarily blinding a girl in the ocular facial region with ejaculatory fluids, after which she performs fellatio with one or both eyes closed due to said blinding, emulating a facial expression similar to that of a pirate.
Carl and Steve were reluctant to hearing about Jimmy's one night stand with the fat chick from Popeye's, but as soon as they heard she gave pirate head they were all ears.
by Chachtastic February 13, 2009
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Player on EgoShooters, known for attacks when least expected. Dangerous player on first person shooter games such as planetside, counter-strike. Definatly watch out for this player, top of the leaderboard 9/10. One of Sweedens best gamer.
by Enigma12 September 22, 2005