One who is shit at backflips and snorts shit up his nose like condoms and thinks hes hard smoking and fishing like a mongrel and he got camel toe from jon ebanks the duck bum he hits his head on trampoline

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.