Shantel: Damn Sasha where were you last night you ain't show to my party?

Sasha: Was Gettin Piped Down Last Night

Shantel: Ew Bitch You Nasty (Joking Manner)

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

Chad and Keirsten were getting fresh on the couch Chad's dick then started to tower so he unzipped her pants whipped out his cock and piped her!

'Fuck, I'm so piped from that party, but not as piped as that guy who got attacked with a pipe'

I'm Fuckin Piped (Best said with an Irish Twang)

Howie was piped about the Christian death metal show.