Urban Dictionary: pious

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The bible describes pious as being a very devout and learned fellow. I believe it is just being full of pie, or some sort of soft nougatty substance.

That dude over at Baker's Square is very pious.

by motoguy637 February 26, 2004

Jul 31 Word of the Day

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015

Used to describe a very devout and calm individual, one who does not sin and obeys the word of their god.

I'm the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like, on my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife. - Weird Al - Amish Paradise

by ImJustAGuy July 05, 2007

Religious to the extreme.
A person who doesnt do things against thier religion

That women if very pious.

by Ruqi February 27, 2004

Living in a way which shows one's belief in a religion.

I behaved in a pious fashion when the existence of God was disproved.

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

An adjective used to define a man or woman who enjoys hair pie.

You could tell Cletus was a pious man the way he ate Charleen's box!

by Kcally June 13, 2008

Excessively devoted esp. to a specific cause, commonly the church.

Roughly equivalent to devout or zealous.

The priest was so pious he wouldn't stop raping the 8-year-old for anything.

by The Ugly One February 27, 2004