lil tiny pieces of shit that take over your asshole and live there

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A parasitic intestinal worm infection affecting a mere 200 million people worldwide, including a third of the USA. They can be diagnosed by surprising them at night with a flashlight, or by placing a sticky piece of cellophane tape against your rectum, as follows:

# Preparation
1. Clear Tape (e.g. Scotch Tape). Avoid Magic tape or Package Tape
2. Flashlight
3. Assistant to spread buttocks apart

# Timing of test
1. Perform immediately after awakening
2. Repeat test on 3 consecutive days

# Technique (performed by family at home)
1. Roll tape around 4 fingers of hand, sticky side out
2. While assistant spreads buttocks:
- Identify involved perianal area with flashlight
- Touch involved perianal area with tape 1-2 times
3. Place Tape on a slide with clean side down
4. Trim tape, label slide and bring to clinic

Little pieces of shit that live in your intestine and the females make their way to your butthole and lay their fucking eggs around your ass at night. They will ruin you day with itchiness, and uncomfortable ness. They live in your butthole.

Little fuckers that live rent free in your asshole. The drive you insane.

A person who is so low they will suck up to assholes.