Top definition
A “Pinocchio” typically occurs to a man during a 69 session while eating pussy so aggressively that his nose ends up in her ass hole. This can be both a positive and negative experience all at once.
“I gave her the Pinocchio while she swallowed my cock
by Chedward Lazaro May 06, 2010
Get a pinocchio mug for your fish Rihanna.
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
Get a Second String Friend mug for your buddy José.
2
1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.
1. I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I hope she gives me Pinocchio.

2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.
by hot-fire March 10, 2006
Get a Pinocchio mug for your dog James.
3
A sex move where you stick your dick inside a girl’s vagina and let it get hard inside her
Last night me and my girl tried doing the pinocchio
by James gong December 02, 2019
Get a Pinocchio mug for your coworker Paul.
4
1. A puppet with a very long nose and who wants to become a real boy.

2. A tank with a very long cannon (similar to the nose of Pinocchio.)
War Thunder player: "What? A stupid pinocchio killed my tank!
by UrbanComedy04 December 12, 2016
Get a Pinocchio mug for your daughter Julia.
5
the act of having an erection, but denial of witnessing anything arousing.

lying about if you have a boner
travis: "i saw erica's boobs at wild rivers yesterday"

kyle: "hahaha did she know?"

travis: "she asked if i saw her boobs fall out, but i was a pinocchio about it and acted dumbfounded"
by seekylerun July 23, 2011
Get a pinocchio mug for your fish Sarah.
6
When you go down on a girl instead of eating her out, you rub your nose in her pussy
instead of eating out that chick, I just Pinocchio'd her.
by Jwizzzle16 January 03, 2010
Get the Pinocchio neck gaiter and mug.