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A “Pinocchio” typically occurs to a man during a 69 session while eating pussy so aggressively that his nose ends up in her ass hole. This can be both a positive and negative experience all at once.
by Chedward Lazaro May 06, 2010
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.
1. I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I hope she gives me Pinocchio.
2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.
2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.
by hot-fire March 10, 2006
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1. A puppet with a very long nose and who wants to become a real boy.
2. A tank with a very long cannon (similar to the nose of Pinocchio.)
2. A tank with a very long cannon (similar to the nose of Pinocchio.)
by UrbanComedy04 December 12, 2016
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the act of having an erection, but denial of witnessing anything arousing.
lying about if you have a boner
lying about if you have a boner
travis: "i saw erica's boobs at wild rivers yesterday"
kyle: "hahaha did she know?"
travis: "she asked if i saw her boobs fall out, but i was a pinocchio about it and acted dumbfounded"
kyle: "hahaha did she know?"
travis: "she asked if i saw her boobs fall out, but i was a pinocchio about it and acted dumbfounded"
by seekylerun July 23, 2011