Connor:" Yo what happened with Chloe last night?"
Evan: " She tried giving me a fart pickle so I gave that bitch a pink shoe"
Connor:" Nice one!"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Pink shoe is a fucking joke