A sexual position in which the girl is bent over forward supported only on one leg leaving the guy to hold the other leg suspended while having sex from with the girl from behind. During this whole ordeal the guy is to spank the girl with a yardstick and depending on how into it the girl is she may or may not flap her arms like wings.
by Mike the American Hero December 31, 2006
while recieving fellatio, the man positions himself sitting down on a bed or a chair, with the girl on her knees performing said sex act. at the point of climax, the man will give a signal to the female, who upon recieving said signal will cease fellatio and place the tip of the penis to one of her nostrils while continuing to masterbate said man. she will then to proceed to snort the load of man seed like a line of coke.
by the Narwhal Commander October 14, 2007
by RedelcherFace September 21, 2004
stalker: ur such a pink flamingo
sleepy grass hopper: no dumbshit, im a grasshopper
stalker: *stomps* yeah i guess you are.
sleepy grass hopper: no dumbshit, im a grasshopper
stalker: *stomps* yeah i guess you are.
by kristie February 07, 2004
code word for a hand job given to a guy under his pants while his pants are still on, typically in high-risk of getting caught situations
by misssexypants August 28, 2017
The act of masturbating, for a male. The penis is like a proud pink flamingo, and nothing could be finer than taking it out for a stroll at least once a day.
Dude, did you see the cleavage that Donna was showing? I am definitely going to walk the pink flamingo when I get home.
by badscooter July 07, 2010
Bob:I can't believe Anita Flying Pink Flamingoed Jen!
Tom:I know, Anita is so small but her clitoris is SO BIG!
Eric: It's like fuckin Sputnik!
Tom:I know, Anita is so small but her clitoris is SO BIG!
Eric: It's like fuckin Sputnik!
by Eman & T-Dizzle May 09, 2006