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a phrase used as a last ditch attempt to avoid blame for killing something. First used by Monty Python in the infamous "dead parrot" sketch.
#1: "I'm here to get my dog"
#2: "Here you go"
#1: "Holy crap it's dead"
#2: "No it's not, it's just pining for the Fiords"
#2: "Here you go"
#1: "Holy crap it's dead"
#2: "No it's not, it's just pining for the Fiords"
by Co-stanza August 16, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018