A ping-pong game in which each player is drafted a random toy to strategically place wherever they wish on their opponent's side of the table in hopes of hitting the toy with the ping-pong ball during the game, thus making it virtually impossible for their opponent to return your hit. When the game comes down to Sucker's Serve another toy, preferably Joker Van, is tossed or wheeled across the table at the time of the serve by Anton himself in hopes of ruining the serve.

A show traditionally found in Thailand, Laos, and Cambodia, where scantily clad girls shoot out various objects from their vaginas, including fruit, goldfish, and ping pong balls.

A very refined, expensive or high alcohol content beverage.

Noun. A douchbag who is a good ping pong player and is not limited to: wearing a robe/cape/cloak, screaming profusely after winning a point, throwing his paddle/"wand", and repeating in the most incredibly piss off voice. PING PONG WIZARD.

A game of ping pong where the stakes are your clothes. Similar to strip poker.

A sport which includes the same instruments as usual ping pong. The aim is to 'ping' or 'pong' the ball into the opposing teams goal. The goals are usually replaced by things like bins or boxes in amateur games but in the LCPPL (Leith Crazy Ping Pong League), currently the only "Crazy" league in the world, use standard 28 by 28 cm circled goals in singles, and 12 by 19 cm in doubles. Triples rules vary. The players are allowed as many touches as wanted and the bal IS permitted to leave the table and bounce on the ground. One of the most important rules is that if the ball bounces off the ground and then lands in the goal, the player that awarded the point is given double unless it was an own-goal. Crazy Ping Pong is known as Air-Bound Hockey in U.S.A and Ireland.

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