Absolutely Hammered

Slang term for weed

There are two definitions of pining
1. To fuck/engage is sexual intercourse
2. When two people are all over each other.

To get benched in a sport

When you get so drunk that your sense of judgment in regards to the attractiveness of a female is lowered significantly

To be so soundly defeated in such devestating fashion you can no longer function as a human being.

A word you use as code to confuse your brother and sister after one has had a long day and the other a tonsilectomy. You don't have to worry about your mom because you were speaking too fast for her to understand.