Isaac:Hey, did you know pineaples grow on trees?
Zach:Dis you just misspell pineapples?
Isaac:Sorry, autocorrected haha
Zach:We're talking right now, what the hell?
Isaac:*wipes forehead*|
Zach:Don't wipe my forehead again.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

hi do u like pineaples
fuckin weeb

Me liek pineaples

that pineaple would go great on my peetza

Ross: Do we have any Pineaples?
Josh: You mean Pineapples?
Ross: Sorry, Voice to text messed up.
Josh: Were talking in person...