1. narcoleptic

2.A ditsy blond who acts like a three year old child.

3.A senior citizen who's addicted to fabric.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Fill one with door knobs or padlocks and you have yourself a nice weapon.

1.) what one puts on the ugliest person they are about to fuck; 2.) used to cover the pillow and serve as a protective outer layer against intruding elements

To shoot a bird with nearly all of your shot so that its feathers fly everywhere, just as it would look if you shot a pillow.

the name you give someone with they sleep all the time

N.
1. A covering used to protect your pillow from the elements.
2. An object sold to children at very high prices at concerts when they have nothing to be held up and/or signed. Sometimes has the band logo ironed on, but is still worth much less than little Susie's mother will be paying for it.