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A pikey is the lowest form of human existence, recognised by a familiar uniform of mainly rip-off sportswear and elizabeth duke gold. Have the ability to produce offspring normally more revolting and useless than the original pikey jizz used in their conception. They have no rational thought process and seem to idolise the person who manages to prove that they are the most stupid, disrespectful cunt to ever grace the earth. Is sterilization the answer?
Steven Reid. If you know him, you know what I mean. However, I am sure every community has one. fucking pikey cunt!!
by William Witty July 01, 2004
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Someone who steals items belonging to others to sell for their own profit, sometimes on websites such as ebay.
IT Guy #1: Where's all the new monitors gone? I could've sworn we ordered more than this!
IT Guy #2: I bet Jon's had em.
IT Guy #1: Bloody pikey!
by [Andy] May 08, 2008
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Pikeys are the scum of society that are feared but mostly hated by every member of the community apart from themselves. You can spot a pikey from a mile away due to their ugly looks, constant stench of stale fags and Stella. Not to mention their shell suits with the most schnide Burberry you will ever see in your life. Everything they own is stolen, ranging from their fat, dirty cheap sovereigns to their trainers, which they most probably got by them and their “bruvs” robbing some poor little defenceless kid. You can tell where a pikey has been by the puddles of spit they leave and their poor attempts to graff accompanied by they ridiculously named gangs written on every available surface of the street. They all shag the same slag before she is 16 as any later than that age as socially unacceptable in a pikey society so you will find that Wayne is Shane’s brother and dad. Sexually transmitted diseases are rife so don’t even consider getting a blowjob off one... Little fucking shits!
by SMgs February 13, 2004
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Thieving b*stards who when they are not thieving, spend their time indulging in one or more of the following: (1) shopping in Argos for giant-sized earrings/sovereign rings/gold chains that are too big for Mr T; (2) hanging around the post office on giro day; (3) burning out cars; (4)using the word 'innit' a lot and generally talking in a bumpkin slang; (5) smoking fags; (6) watching Trisha; (7) drinking alcopops and (8) offending everyone with their fake designer threads from the market. Regarding point (8)- if a pikey's clothes really ARE designer, you can be sure they are stolen goods. The most easy way of identifying a pikey is by their name - for example, if you encounter someone called Dean/Jordan/Chardonnay/Maddison/Tyler/Elvis/Tiffany/Jade/Tyson/Kylie etc you can guarantee they descend from pikey stock. They also think McDonalds is a high-class culinary experience. Losers.
"Oi, Chardonnay, I'm just going dahn to Maccy D's for me breakfast. D'you fancy a cheeseburger or sommat innit".
by Lozza February 24, 2004
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Originally a derogatory term for Irish/Romany gypsy travellers, now commonly linked to the ever present townie.

A pikey resides in a caravan, with the rest of thier pikey family (inbred kids et all) on a field owned by a local farmer, yet moving from location to location once they've:

i)trashed the field
ii)been firebombed by angry locals
iii)stolen all local cars or
iv) tarmac-ed every local drive

Commonly seen wearing:
-Argos jewellery
-dirty clothes
-reebok trainers
-a scarf
-a bomber jacket of some description
Pikey dave and his pikey son Dave, after stealing a ford escort and ragging it round a local field decide to pay the unsuspecting locals a visit, but after many refusals to "tarmac ya drive luv" or "any pershan rugs for ya mister" or "fight ya for ya shoes geeza" decide to retire to a local pub for a beer, a brawling and a night in police custody.
by Mikey (the pikey) December 17, 2003
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A resident of the town of Stevenage in Hertfordshire.

Whilst it is a fact that not all Stevenagians are Pikeys (Just as not all male aircraft cabin attendants are gay) the town does have an almost magnetic attraction to Pikeys and Chavs.

They can be seen almost anywhere in the town, but the Mecca for them appears to be 'Wife-beater bench' outside the Job centre/DSS office near the swimming pool. Note: Whilst this area is without a doubt the most sacred Holy of Holies to the Pikester, the casual observer may walk past on the opposite side of the road in complete safety. This is because of the swimming pool. The mere proximity of water to Pikeys causes them mortal terror. This is probably because the only thing that can destroy a Pikey is water mixed with soap. They will avoid this at all costs.
Pikey: Oi mate! lend us twenny pee for da fone innit?

Citizen: Away with you! You'll only spend it on White Ace.
by Old Moore June 12, 2007
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a man or women that lives in car parks or fields. traditionally inbreed
by ja rule is a wanksta June 06, 2003
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