A pigfuckface is anyone that boasts about how good of a salesperson they are, even though they never sell anything.

You must also live in a luxury apartment to seem like a bigshot, but not have any money to eat.

You can also say PFF when texting or e-mailing.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.