To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A great word that means- A LOAD OF NONSENSE!!!

Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

The act of having sex in an amphitheater.

not believable. Generally used as a substitute for crap or shit when a delivate option is required.

A derpy type of looking puffle. (A type of cute animal from the game club penguin)