by DracoCJM2 December 02, 2017
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The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.
by SwordfishTrombone February 03, 2016
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Someone who is not quite attractive enough to be called "hot" and not quite ugly enough to be called "fugly." Usually takes more than a first impression for you to see their real beauty.
Friend 1: "Damn, I met Dante's new girl the other night..."
Friend 2: "the one he met at the Library when he was checking out that book on stds?"
Friend 1: "Yea, she's a real think piece"
Friend 2: "Word"
Friend 2: "the one he met at the Library when he was checking out that book on stds?"
Friend 1: "Yea, she's a real think piece"
Friend 2: "Word"
by Micah S May 13, 2007
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Jocular name for a suit, particularly one worn by businessmen. The three pieces are the jacket, tie and waistcoat, as in a three piece suit, but the cage refers to the fact that one has sold themselves to a life of slaving away for a corporation whereas those who don't wear one to work are free.
"I like my six-figure salary at the hedge fund, I just wish I didn't have to wear this three-piece cage."
by MJLion October 01, 2018
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A loose female who, while not relationship material, is attractive enough to accompany you to formal events, and give you an enjoyable evening afterwards.
"Are you taking Tracy to your boss' wedding?"
"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
by DavieYo May 20, 2015
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by South Philly March 01, 2017
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