It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A key of cocaine.

1. A food item consisting of a fruit buried under a crust and baked in an oven. Served in slices. Very popular at parties.

2. A word that can be used to answer any question known to man, and can be an excuse if you do not know the answer to the question.

3. A random word to shout for no particular reason at all. Great in moments of silence.

A pie is a sweet and/or savory thing meant to have filling and meant to be eaten.
Can be pastry or pussy, meant to be filled and eaten.

1. A delicious pastry consisting of an outer crust with inside fillings. Very tasty.

2. A fat, gluttonous cunt (generic insult term for cunt, not literal meaning; vagina).

3. (Invernesian Origin) To completely reject or ignore a person or attempt at communication, normally deliberately. Or to not attend an event or place, normally deliberately.

Somebody that pies regularly (pier would also be acceptable)

A food given to us mortal beings by the Gods themselves. Usually consists of a circular pastry filled with anything from chocolate to blackbirds. Could be compared to a quiche with a pastry lid but quiches are for posh French people whereas pies are universally accepted by anyone. Can also be used as a weapon when thrown. Associated with fat people.