Will Owen has ridiculous piddler.

Have you seen his cock? It's some rampant piddler...

Lester is such a woman; he's a pot piddler.

Judy: "Mom, Johnny peed on the toilet seat again and I just sat in it!"

Mom: "You have to look before you sit! You know Johnny's a pot piddler!"

Matilda: "Lewis is such a woman! He sits when he pees; he's a pot piddler."

Timmy: “Mommy? Where’s Sissy?”
Mommy: “She’s across the street at the piddler’s pool Dear.”