Urban Dictionary: piddled

The act of rubbing your dick on everything.

"Ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and I just wanna know if he's been washed because I don't wanna get AIDs"
"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair??"
"RollAIDS"
hahahaha

by ChinChilla Cilla April 06, 2011

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piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.

Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.

by Jssjjaajajah May 04, 2017

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piddle pocket

A vagina that is loose and moist

"Man i swam in your moms piddle pocket last night. It was gross shes very loose and moist"

by Fat lard23 August 27, 2017

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Piddle podding

When a female dominates a male in the art of hand to hand combat.

That lady is really piddle podding that dude!

by Newyorkyankee17 August 10, 2017

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piddle popper

A phrase that one screams when a adult is present and they are not allowed to curse

Oh Piddle popper that hurt

by Cosmo Juan February 22, 2016

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Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

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