someone who goes to work, but does not work. they spend the day on forums and telling jokes.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

Large dangerous mammal, consisting of the face, arms, and legs of a monkey, and the body of a pickle. Highly dangerous when provoked. Very rare. If you ever see a Picklemonkey, it is already too late.

slang for cockaholic