Urban Dictionary: piano

The noun for one thousand dollars-$1000.Made by the shortening of
Grand Piano.One grand meaning a thousand dollars.

Let's go for a drive and see our mate
Charlie,he still owes us a grand.

You joking I would'nt even give him a grand for that bucket of bolts.

by MADANGEL August 12, 2005

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(when your parents are around). Did you get to watching the piano videos i gave you?

pronounced: PI-ano. Prounce the PI as PEE. sounds like: PEE-ANO

by brehil September 18, 2008

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a rasist term used to describe an area with a high proportion of black people because like a piano's keys people would be

white white black white white black white white black

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just like a piano ocationaly you can see some drunks/tramps

by Evil Bastard November 30, 2005

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Verb: The action of inserting an object/body part into another person's bumhole...generally against their will.

That man got completly pianoed by that woman's finger (as seen in 'The Piano').

DONT PIANO ME.

Ant was pianoing Dec.....thoughtfully, using a large beetle from a bush tucker trial.

One daaaaaay me and my friend went in to the forrrrreesstttt and got completly pianoed alllllll daaaaayyyy long.

by Pianoman2000 December 05, 2010

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A girl with a pussy so wide, it takes more than just two fingers to play with it.

I suggest you refrain from touching Sarah. Unless your Mozart, because that pussy’s like a piano.

by Nyaakuza October 21, 2019

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This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!

The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.