Italian term for the word ‘soft’.

A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots

Code word for a penis

The awesome skill of ALL Russians and Asians. It is beloved by the older generations because of the extensive section of classical music. Can strike fear into the hearts of many youths who are forced to play in piano competition and learn impossible pieces.

A cross between a typewriter and a dildo.

1. an ugly piece of crap that your parents make you practice for days on end for absolutely no reason at all except to make you suffer.

2. an amazingly powerful tool to become a keyboardist, join a band, and get all the groupies that didn't want to wait in line for the lead singer and guitar (mostly lawyers and librarians).

3. (super skilled people only) become a renowned singer and songwriter, get millions of fans worldwide, and use the piano as a trampoline when not playing good songs

music making device