An old but respected and popular musical instrument which originated in Medieval Europe. Very pleasant to the ears when handled by a skillful musician. See Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, and Debussy for excellent examples of piano music.

an instrument used for music/love making

Wonderful to listen to and play, but horrible to practice (see pain and horror) DON'T GET TALKED IN TO THIS, KIDS! IT'S A LIFETIME COMMITMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A term used to encompass a number of house music anthems from the early 1990s which featured a piano playing the lead. These records influenced the anthem sound of handbag through to happy hardcore. Tracks classed as piano ranged from Jimi Polo 'Better Days' (especially the Sasha remix), Bizarre Inc. 'Playing with Knives' (remixes on the yellow sleeved Vinyl Solution 12) to Italo house tracks like Black Box 'Ride on Time' and ASHA 'JJ Tribute'

An instrument that looks like it will be fun to start playing, but is extremely tideous and difficult, and therefore seen as boring by many. However, when you become an advanced pianist, you will look at the instrument as God's greatest gift to humanity.

An insturment played by William the carl killer

(noun) an ancient method of torture devised by cruel parents in order to deprive their children of the will to resist