Class where we learn about the heterosexual teacher's man-eating goat Gilbert, and learn nothing whatsoever about energy.

We also learn about her 3 horses, each of which's life story can be recited by the entire class.
Me: Hey, i dont understand this power shit...can you help me?
Teacher: No, but that does remind me of a shitty story about the time when my horse Biscuit...
by Del May 16, 2004
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Commonly taught by older women wearing kitty-kat print sweaters. It's fun if you understand it, sucks if you don't, some are constantly in the median.
P=mv (momentum = mass times velocity)
Simple enough.
Try this: Impulse = m times change in velocity = change in momentum.

All equal to each other.
by Chloeeee November 13, 2003
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when you have a physical relationship with someone. you aren't friends with benefits but you're not boyfriend/girlfriend. if you were to hang out with them you wouldnt be able to keep it from being mostly physical.
Girl: I'm so glad we're physicals!
by hi123456 August 11, 2008
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1) The physics toughest science class there is in both high school and college levels. Physics deals with how the things in the world function. Topics include kinematics, mechanics, thermodynamics, dynamics, displacement, etc.
It is known to be the only class that uses the metric system as a standard, and it revolves around being able to use Algebra and Trigonometry skills
2) A pain in the ass
1)Wow, this book accelerated all the way to the floor with an acceleration rate of 9.8m/s^2 from a height of 6.2 meters, and the initial velocity was 0m/s. Can you find the final velocity of the book?

2)Mr. Doetzer grades physics lab reports so strictly that even spending 4 or 5 hours of your life in it will still get you a C-...should have taken basket weaving 101
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when ass/boobs giggle when hot girls walk by
"She got an 'A' in physics" or "Check out the physics over there" or "The Physics at our school sucks"
by cox March 10, 2005
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1. a genius's paradise. euphoria. better then sex.
2. hell.
3. a science class you take in high school. it's like math class, only more complicated. it sucks. don't take it if you don't have to.
1. Wow, physics makes me all hot and bothered. e = mc2!!
2. I got a 64% in physics and all i want to do is become an artist, not a fucking physicist, therefore, i fail high school and life just because i don't give a shit about einstien and how his balls dropped at the same rate as a pendgilum or whatever.
3. PHYSICS SUCKS.
by high school student November 01, 2005
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an acronym for masturbation; masturbation:

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When being told to explore new horizons,

"You should practice PHYSICS."
"Yes ma'am!"
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