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When you are making nookie with a particularly large person and find within his/her rolls of fat an Item of food which has been stored for a indefinite amount of time ... and consume it or feed it to him/her.
I was phumping your mom last night ... found a do-nut
by Fish_man12345678 June 08, 2010
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Perspective humping. When you line up with another person and pretend like you are humping them through the use of forced perspective. Usually best when caught on camera.
At zentalklaugh, when Jon wasn't looking, Frank starting phumping him when he bent over to check the calendar.
by Joezen777 August 11, 2010
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