The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.
The puppy was so tired his head hit the blanket with a "phumph".
by Oscar B Bear December 06, 2016
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lela: let me pick your phumph!
paul: thats not a word.
by lks February 10, 2006
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The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.
The puppy's head hit the pillow with a phumph.
by Mr Phumph December 12, 2016
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