May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Spelling fuck with a ph and no c implies that you are an individual completely out of tune with the rest of the world. Generally, it implies that you're awesome.
by Frauhauf July 11, 2006
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A well-known Santa Monica gang. They are cliqued up (allied) with most Santa Monica and some Compton gangs. They're enemies are currently WMD (a Venice gang) and 16th Street Gang (a Santa Monica gang).
Santa Monica Gang Member: Aye! You heard those WMD guys got down with P.H.U.K.?
Other person: I bet WMD got murked up!
Other person: I bet WMD got murked up!
by phusm July 02, 2011
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An acronym for "Please Help Us Kidnap." The origins of PHUK date back to 2010 when some Cape Cod locals decided it was dumb as shit that a few fun hating conservationists (terrorists of summer) were causing the beaches to be closed for weeks and months on end due to a few nesting shorebirds that just happen to be endangered. Thus, PHUK Plovers emerged as an obvious solution to unite those who care to PHUK and return some semblance of sanity and reason to the people.
Used in context, i.e. "PHUK PLOVERS" is a call to action for people to stop standing by idly and start kidnapping this small avian species so we can all get on with our summer festivities and lives in general.
by CapeRoughRider June 24, 2010