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An out-of-touch and often senile college or university professor (from Ph.D.).
Dr. Stumblebottom was such a phud that he was found wandering naked in the library, unaware that he had forgotten to put on his clothes that morning.
by benkman July 23, 2006
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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Females vaginal area and often used when talking about oral sex.
"Oh baby, let me finger your phud!"
by ItsJustMeBaby May 18, 2005
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PHUD is concerned with the well-being of the FELC population. We endeavor to ensure happiness along with satisfied tummies. Working hard to make sure that inclusion from all other companies is heard is our top priority; we encourage voices to speak out and name there wants and desires so that we can best provide our humbles services
by valelimon June 06, 2016
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Derogatory slang for Ph.D. or Doctor of Philosophy degree, comparing it to a female vagina, in that it's a right fanny of or not a proper degree or an excuse not to get a proper job.
So you're a phud mate? So you'd rather fanny about than get a proper job?
by Mackem_Beefy July 12, 2020
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Nonsense word used generally by mentally incompetant old bastards.
More prominantly used by people who lack control over their bladder / bowl actions and/or balding reclusive type figures
Oh PHUD!, i have just pissed meself and me witout my sack on too.

Oh, no, just becuse my hair resembles wheatabix, you cant blame me for that 'spliilage' on the floor you phud!
by Werthers are 'Topps' February 09, 2004
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