His name is Donny, and you suck at Photoshop.
You do, you’re awful. That’s why you're here.
Donny: you suck at photoshop.
...
Now I’m gonna grab the distort tool. Some people might grab the perspective tool, but they're big pussies.
by PowerSleepWake February 22, 2008
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These are the crazy forum people that make pictures and signatures all day long. After hours of that they switch to telling other people what they are doing wrong and why.
Ex. John spends all his time telling people how to crop their photos correctly on the Photoshop forums! He must with the crazy photoshop people.
by Kesai furockt March 19, 2006
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This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"
by NoYouMan May 10, 2017
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Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera is a logical fallacy whereby something is assumed to be true because someone photoshopped a picture of it.
An example of "Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera" is a picture of a Nobel Prize stained in blood stating that someone doesn't deserve a Nobel Prize because they are responsible for more deaths than Hitler. "Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera" applies people assume that the picture is true just because someone made it, and then share it with others.
by ScriVener September 09, 2012
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person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"

person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"

person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"

by fluffybunnies!! January 18, 2009
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The five second act of ejaculation in which an individual's face is transformed from normal to cum-ridden.
After we do doggy-style, can I give you a 5 second photoshop?
by First_and_Last_Post March 22, 2016
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When you are too cheap to buy actual photoshop, you install GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program).
Hey man, this mac doesn't have anything to edit photos. I'm going to install mexican photoshop.
by rmrf December 13, 2016
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