Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.

Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop

Pretending to take a dump work so you can play on your phone.

v. Simply pieced together, the onomatopoeic word phap (also spelled fap, that is used to describe the sound made during masturbation) is spliced with the word poop, meaning simply: To masturbate while defecating.

The sound that a women makes, when pushing cum outta her Vagina, after sex. phooop!!!!

poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).

When you go to fart,and instead poop.Also see shart.

When you have to crap really bad so you rush to the shitter and sit for a couple of minutes and then you just fart nothing comes out but air and it echos across the whole bathroom.