I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"
phone monkey "It'll be about two days."
Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"
phone monkey "It'll be about two days."
Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"
by Timmeh606 November 09, 2007
A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
Anyone that works in a call-centre type enviroment or where the majority of contact with the customers is done through the phone.
But in particular anyone that cant do anything other than follow a pre-written script.
But in particular anyone that cant do anything other than follow a pre-written script.
"Hey have you ever tried to have a conversation with someone from a Bangladesh call centre ?". "Yeah, its near impossible though, they are all phone monkeys !"
by Jason K February 05, 2005
A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.
by D. Gould December 21, 2005
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