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Dude me and Maggie just had phone sex at lunch- bill
OMG you're so lucky. I've only had phonesex with karen- tom
Eww. She's a pig- bill
OMG you're so lucky. I've only had phonesex with karen- tom
Eww. She's a pig- bill
by Thatonekid44 March 27, 2011
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a form of having sex during lokcdown with your other half because coronavirus is preventing you from seeing them. It mainly consists of a face to face chat with them but can be on speaker only. Both people talk seductively and attempt to turn on the other person whilst also masturbating with them simultaneously.
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
mate: "yo what you did with your gyal last night?"
me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"
me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"
by iswallowedadictionarythesauras June 16, 2020
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The act of sexing a man or a woman while being on the phone, describing such acts to your colleagues.
by C.D January 16, 2006
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Mr. Norcross-Jesus christ, why does the phone smell like arse?
Scott- Ben was doing teh phone sex again!
Scott- Ben was doing teh phone sex again!
by Spenser P December 01, 2005
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With A's ear pressed firmly against the headset, and B's penis pounding their headset, person B's penis will majiklee enter the head of person A, giving them, quite literally, a mindfucking experience.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004