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* the alternative to the real thing
* basically jacking off while on the phone with someone (usually they're doing the same thing)
* good for kicking boredom
i totally got off havin phone sex with *** last night
by lynneh January 03, 2004
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Phone sex is when Two or more people are on a call, pretending they are having sex. Both people {masturbate} and pretend it is their S.O. They usually decide a location where they want to have sex and describe VERY DETAILED things they want to do to the other person (people) This includes lots of moaning and sexual related sounds
(A man and woman having phone sex)
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!

Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh

Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa
by AmazingReals March 21, 2019
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In рhоnе ѕеx, hеr imаginаtiоn iѕ frее tо mаkе thе ѕсеnе аѕ ѕеxу аѕ роѕѕiblе. Evеrуthing iѕ реrfесt in рhоnе ѕеx, bесаuѕе it iѕ аll imаginаtiоn. And thuѕ, рhоnе sex iѕ a vеrу роwеrful tооl. Phоnе ѕеx givеѕ уоu a liсеnѕе tо tаlk dirtу tо уоur wоmаn. Bеѕt оf аll, it givеѕ уоu a liсеnѕе tо mаkе rеаl thingѕ that уоu аnd hеr hаvе nоt yet dоnе. Get really good aat it by calling a pro at 1 800 LiveGirls. Then you'll have some real Phone Sex game.
by Hottiebettie November 04, 2015
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when two partners are over the phone moaning and groaning.usually the guy is jacking off and the girl is moaning or fingering herself the tell tells her how many fingers and he just jacks off waitin to ejaculate.

hey baby lets have phone sex!
by princessa. February 25, 2007
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When you slap your penis between a flip phone and procede to have sex with it.
I had phone sex but accidentally electrocuted myself and singed my penis.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
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for times when your either too scared for real sex or, no one will have sex with you, phone sex is pretty fun. its also good for laughs. i mean you could do the whole role play thing or tell the other person what youd like to do and or that your already doing it... in some strange way, or you can just masturbate along with the other person, the girl sreaming and moaning and the guy breathing heavily and such. you might even go for "ohh your voice is so hot" or "im so wet" or "i only wanna please you"?? ... but just dont do the "i want u to have my kids" that pretty werid unless ur serious and u know the person rele wants your kids and can haddle that sick form of dirty tlking.
::phone rings::
boy: hey wats up. girl: ...na na nothing.... boy: ... wat r u doing? girl: oooooh my gooood. boy: need some help?
girl: ....::moaning::
later leads into phone sex
girl:hey guess wat i had sex with "brady bunch" again
friend: ...over the phone? girl: ... yes... it was hoooot!
by idostilettos February 25, 2007
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something that is real and doesn't make you lame, ugly, obese, non-sociable, etc. Itz pretty much fucking amazing
Girl: Wanna have phone sex three times tonight?
Boy: Maybe two my dick hurts
Girl: Pussy ass jew
Boy:I love you baby
Girl:I love you too :)
by awesometerrifficamazingcoolbad February 05, 2010
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