One of the most popular multi-player cell phone games available to our nation's youth. It really only serves as an introduction to the world of cell phone gaming. (Such as phone party)

The rules are as follows: all players place their phones in the center of the table. All phones are carefully inspected (by a neutral party, if possible), and the person with the smallest phone wins.
"After you left the BBQ last night all twelve of us sat down and played a kickin' round of phone parade! You shoulda been there, man!"
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