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Derives from the French word for eat "manger" and the English word "phlegm"

To phlegmanger is to cough ones guts up until a globule of purest lung butter reaches the oral cavity. At which point one savers the delectable morsel for several seconds rolling it around the pallet. Upon appreciating the full range of flavours produced by said morcel, one proceeds to swallow it in its entirety.
In this Covid riddled world we face today, one should not spit. This is not the moral thing to do. Instead I urge you to partake in the finer art of the phlegmanger.

"I should really start wearing a face mask at work. I had to have several phlegmanger's after drilling that wall"
by TheTrufflingPig July 15, 2020
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May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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