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Derives from the French word for eat "manger" and the English word "phlegm"
To phlegmanger is to cough ones guts up until a globule of purest lung butter reaches the oral cavity. At which point one savers the delectable morsel for several seconds rolling it around the pallet. Upon appreciating the full range of flavours produced by said morcel, one proceeds to swallow it in its entirety.
To phlegmanger is to cough ones guts up until a globule of purest lung butter reaches the oral cavity. At which point one savers the delectable morsel for several seconds rolling it around the pallet. Upon appreciating the full range of flavours produced by said morcel, one proceeds to swallow it in its entirety.
In this Covid riddled world we face today, one should not spit. This is not the moral thing to do. Instead I urge you to partake in the finer art of the phlegmanger.
"I should really start wearing a face mask at work. I had to have several phlegmanger's after drilling that wall"
"I should really start wearing a face mask at work. I had to have several phlegmanger's after drilling that wall"
by TheTrufflingPig July 15, 2020
May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021