Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A common name for someone severely affected by the sun. A Phipps will turn lobster-red, suffer sweeping mood-swings, & then seek solitude in a darkened room. This is known to occur annually in many cases, and is more common in foreign lands.
by Matt Owen (Leicester) July 12, 2006
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A douchebag who hangs out with anyone that will allow him in their presence. He always has 2 beers or half a bowl of weed that he will "throw in later" but holds onto until he goes home.
by Tom Sellick May 22, 2011
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He took my story and made it better, sure... but, whatever he says, it was my story, not his - he’s such a Phipps!
by Buiker July 09, 2021