all these tools who like counterstrike and need to get a beatdown, instead of killing fake guys, why not interact with people face to face, fo shizzle my nizzle

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

a newb sk shitfuk random
smarter than the average CS player
AIM worse than Kevin when he chokes

a taller than average asian person with a small penis who thinks he is an exceptional lover "i'm going out with my gf"
Paulno wannabe =)

a asian person who thinks he is good at counter-stike, but in reall just a vison or a deal of thinkingo so