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A course that many college students are required to take as part of their core curriculum. The subject consists basically of all the shit you would think about when you are high.
Tom: Did you understand anything from Goldstein's philosophy class?
Brian: Nah, dude, I'm way to sober... we have to bake before next class.
Tom: Forshizzle
by TheColonelSanders October 26, 2010
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1. The love of knowledge. Also associated with argumentation and reasoning. Usually mentioned when talking about the ancient philosophers, such as Plato and Socrates.

2. A typically useless major in college, unless you want to get a Ph.D. in it or go to law school.
I majored in philosophy in college, and now I clean toilets for a living.


P and not P? That is a paradox.
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what retarded homosexuals jackk off to while playing in their own secretions and beans
yeah that's right you drooling tard lacs
by sick fucks February 16, 2005
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The reason for wars and pain and death in the world.
nothing else to say really
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A counter-productive, meditative manner of thinking often exerted by those under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs.
"Hey Nigel, what's up man!?!?"

"Dude, leave him alone, he's being philosophical right now..."

"Man, he must be trippin' balls!"

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totally uninformitave vacuous bullshit adored by the pompous and arrogant for it's shallowness and transparency and lack of substance
the retarded masturbating hippies hallucinated and wrote their words down to form the latest stupid philosophy and then the pompous racist rich people all read it while eating their Grey Poupon and were quite impressed by it because they are shallow arrogant asshole morons who are into that kind of fake shit
by Bobzilla June 02, 2005
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