Insanely funny college bum who works at Mc Donalds, matureity of a dog in heat when around lay, 1 of papa lazarou's many wives but now widowed as he wasnt good enough for papa or his circus, has four legs and an iron willy and 13 toes,{see incest}.
by MINE!!!! January 25, 2004
When your banging your girlfriend in the library against some bookshelves and security comes, so you have to cover your knob with a pepper pig book. Security see's your dilema, winks and directs you to the female anatomy section.
by Boarder bitch December 06, 2015
by Maicata September 02, 2019
Watch that dirty ginger Phil O'Shagnasty run away in a drunken way after attempting to breed with a motor vehicle.
by CockMaster April 05, 2003
by boomsickle May 17, 2008
origanly based on a girl who is definetly not perfect, but everyone thinks shes is. used as a compliment.
Boy at waldorf sf: look at her. shes definetly got an almost phill status. 2nd boy at waldorf: yeah i know. I CALL DIBS ON HER!
by elliot dwyer carney January 20, 2009
by Dank Phill January 28, 2016